Alternative Fuelshark usages

"CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb) 02/21/2014 at 23:05 • Filed to: Fuelshark, car tech

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If you were (hopefully not) one of the poor souls who bought that fuelshark thing, and you discovered it was a piece of crap, what would you put it to use as? We all know it can be a butt plug all right but what do you have?

Brian Silvestro > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:08

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Seemed like the perfect opportunity

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:08

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Replacement blue headlight

wrblue11 > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:10

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interior lighting, or as mentioned in the article, butt plug

JustWaitingForAMate > Brian Silvestro 02/21/2014 at 23:10

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Brian Silvestro > JustWaitingForAMate 02/21/2014 at 23:11

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The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:12

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Mom? Is that you?

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/21/2014 at 23:14

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You ain't my son!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:15

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urethral plug

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 23:16

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Plug all the orifices!

MtrRider > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:19

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I think once it's been used as a butt plug it's best to keep it a butt plug or throw it away.

offroadkarter > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:19

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Throw it at someone on the highway that cuts you off

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > wrblue11 02/21/2014 at 23:23

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glowing butt plug*

Chase > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:34

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butt plug?

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > offroadkarter 02/21/2014 at 23:50

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Person who cut you off: Fuck! Didn't get a rock or a cell phone but a POS Fuelshark! Damn!

offroadkarter > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/21/2014 at 23:52

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"Did that guy just throw a glowing buttplug at my car!?"

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/21/2014 at 23:53

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That would probably be what a newcomer at a swingers party would bring. A fuelshark.

wrblue11 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/21/2014 at 23:54

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haha pardon me

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > MtrRider 02/21/2014 at 23:59

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I can guess when Fuelshark can't handle anyone, they'll just sell them all to amstradam for their legal prostition businesses. And don't forget, sex toys can be only used once for each visit a client goes to see a prostitute. (I got that from a Jeremy Clarkson documentary, I swear) Amstradam will be happy!

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > wrblue11 02/22/2014 at 00:00

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You need a whole line of these strung up like Christmas lights to interior lighting like a Virgin Airlines jet interior or a town and country interior.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > offroadkarter 02/22/2014 at 00:02

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"Hm, whatever. One more for my personal use or my Rolls Royce!"

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > wrblue11 02/22/2014 at 00:02

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no need for a pardon. you're cool

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/22/2014 at 00:03

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rebadged as a buttshark

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/22/2014 at 00:10

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If you want to plug all your orifices, That'll run you 99.85. It's called the "family pack". A pack of 3, ready to plug a your orifices! (If you need to just plug the urethra, they cost like 39.40 a piece, so family pack is better)

desertdog5051 > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/22/2014 at 01:04

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So. If I have 3 ports in my truck I should be able to triple my fuel mileage.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > desertdog5051 02/22/2014 at 01:20

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The more the merrier (and worse gas mileage and the aching pain in your eyes from those LEDS)

MtrRider > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/22/2014 at 01:36

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Enjoy your stay, have a complimentary Fuelshark on us!

*pop*

Bye!

JACU - I've got bonifides. > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/22/2014 at 01:50

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We all know? We most certainly do not all know. Well, at least we didn't all know. I guess we all know now though don't we? And now that we do all know, there are certain to be more embarrassing trips to the ER.

Birddog > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/22/2014 at 02:38

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I don't know what all the outrage is about.
The Fuelshark coupled with the electric turbo I got on Ebay made my Xterra run 13 second quarter miles AND get 31.472 miles per gallon.

Doubters.. Pshh.